Sitting down to stand up
Throughout my life, people have told me I should attempt stand up. I'm not sure if they're telling me that because they want to watch me burn, or if they genuinely think I'd do okay. Either way, I've always dismissed their suggestions and made a bad pun while I'm at it to prove to them I'm not funny enough.
For Learn on the Loo, I've decided to learn how to do stand up comedy. Over the course of November, I will use my toilet time to write a stand-up set. At the end of the month, I will rock up at an open mic night and put my new-found comedy skills on show.
I probably sit on the loo for about 15 minutes every day, so that gives me 7.5 hours worth of writing time in which to prepare my material.
This could be the greatest mistake of my life. Please support me.